Hamilton Characters and Their Hogwarts Houses
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- •Alexander Hamilton | Gryffindor"I wished for a war… I knew it was the only way to rise up." … "I will lay down my life if it sets us free." The man is non-stop and exhibits no restraint. So scrappy. So hungry. So representative of Godric Gryffindor.
- •Aaron Burr | Slytherin"I'll keep all my plans close to my chest." … "They left no instructions, just a legacy to protect." Couple that with the AMBITION of this guy! Furthermore, we learn in "Wait For It" that Burr likes rules and doesn't like that Hamilton "changes the game he plays." Mr. Burr, sir, only likes games played his way. Not unlike Draco Malfoy.
- •George Washington | HufflepuffThe pride of Mount Vernon is SUCH a good dad to Hamilton and his pals that we almost forget he's a slaveowner. He gave so much to the U.S. and gave up the presidency because the nation needed him to, not just because he wanted to sit under his own vine and fig tree.
- •Hercules Mullican | GryffindorRiddle me this. How does "We in the shit now, somebody's gotta shovel it… You knock me down, I get THE FUCK back up again." not indicate Gryffindor.
- •John Laurens | HufflepuffYou had to be a Hufflepuff if you were that anti-slavery back then.
- •Marquis de Lafayette | Slytherin? Hufflepuff?Help me on this one. I'm leaning Slytherin but he loved freedom so much!!
- •Angelica Schuyler | RavenclawLooking for a mind at WERK, people! Plus she's the oldest and the wittiest af
- •Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton | HufflepuffSweetest, most loyal angel. She relished being YOUR wife, Alexander. THAT WAS TOTALLY ENOUGH.
- •Peggy Schuyler | SlytherinWhiny rule-follower. Aka me
- •Thomas Jefferson | MuggleFuck this guy. #freesallyhemings
- •James Madison | Ravenclaw"James Madison wrote 29," aka a GOD DAMN LOT OF FEDERALIST PAPER ESSAYS
- •Philip Hamilton | ~Gryffinpuff~Okay I'm not ready to talk about him (the wound is still fresh) but he loved his dad so much he DIED for him that is extreme loyalty AND bravery