Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

I screenshot everything
  1. Orlando Bloom with a tamogatchi on his lapel at the met gala (Katie Perry had a matching one!) is the fashion statement of 2016.
  2. The sight of rhony Ramona screaming/slurring "turtle toyymmmm!!" in her thick accent always brightens my mood.
  3. Except I only have the chopstick walrus mood.
  4. Sometimes bathroom graffiti is very deep.
  5. The only perfect score I've attained in my life.
  6. Yep.
  7. My failed attempt to A. Run, and B. Run in the shape of a dick.
  8. The Countess, in her element.