Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained
I screenshot everything
- •Orlando Bloom with a tamogatchi on his lapel at the met gala (Katie Perry had a matching one!) is the fashion statement of 2016.
- •The sight of rhony Ramona screaming/slurring "turtle toyymmmm!!" in her thick accent always brightens my mood.
- •Except I only have the chopstick walrus mood.
- •Sometimes bathroom graffiti is very deep.
- •The only perfect score I've attained in my life.
- •My failed attempt to A. Run, and B. Run in the shape of a dick.
- •The Countess, in her element.