Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

  1. This is an artistic representation of Queen Elizabeth I. Some friends of mine in a group chat were sending pictures of "hot historical men" so I sent them my response.
  2. Guinea pig wearing a pepper hat. It's just funny.
  3. My sister and me in the back of a jeepney in the Philippines. It was so hot so I found myself wearing my undershirts in public (to my shame.)
  4. First part of a great line said by Ted Danson's character George Christopher. The next part was, "It was a low bar, but it's one that I was comfortable with." So great.