MIDNIGHT THOUGHTS OF THE UNEMPLOYED

  1. Should I be Ubering?
  2. Did I really need to spend that $5 on Taco Bell last week, and would it have made a difference?
  3. Tomorrow I'm going to call everyone I've ever met.
  4. Should I be Lyfting?
  5. Why isn't my unemployment beard growing faster!?
  6. I think I'm going to drive for Uber.
  7. Masters degree? Nah.