MIDNIGHT THOUGHTS OF THE UNEMPLOYED
- •Should I be Ubering?
- •Did I really need to spend that $5 on Taco Bell last week, and would it have made a difference?
- •Tomorrow I'm going to call everyone I've ever met.
- •Should I be Lyfting?
- •Why isn't my unemployment beard growing faster!?
- •I think I'm going to drive for Uber.
- •Masters degree? Nah.