1. Hungry
  2. Looking for someone cuter than me
    But sadly I am the cutest
  3. Looking for someone to sing a duet from high school musical with me
  4. Reading an article on how to tell dogs I love them in their own language
  5. Sleeping diagonally in my bed
  6. Deep into season 3 of Chopped on Netflix
  7. The pizza is late and I am pressed
  8. Unconcerned with the repercussions of eating a burrito
  9. The food truck guy knows me by name
  10. Constantly third wheeling for my mom and her boyfriend
  11. Reached "A-star" level on Kim K game
  12. Made dinner for two and ate both
  13. A liar, a scammer, a messy bitch who lives for drama