1. Why are you both sitting on the same side of the booth? Do you hate yourselves?
  2. Oh, you're planning your wedding! Can I come?
  3. Do you guys really think that driving an RV across the US is a good idea for a honeymoon? Do you have that much faith in your impending marriage?
  4. Oh no, did you really bring up her mother and not think that it wouldn't make her mad?
  5. How long have you been together?
    I'm guessing too long based on the sadness in his eyes :/
  6. Are you here to spend time with each other or here for the booze?
  7. Are you guys sure that you want to watch the Angry Birds movie after this? Like, really?