QUESTIONS FOR THE COUPLE NEXT TO ME AT DINNER
- •Why are you both sitting on the same side of the booth? Do you hate yourselves?
- •Oh, you're planning your wedding! Can I come?
- •Do you guys really think that driving an RV across the US is a good idea for a honeymoon? Do you have that much faith in your impending marriage?
- •Oh no, did you really bring up her mother and not think that it wouldn't make her mad?
- •How long have you been together?I'm guessing too long based on the sadness in his eyes :/
- •Are you here to spend time with each other or here for the booze?
- •Are you guys sure that you want to watch the Angry Birds movie after this? Like, really?