From an outsider lol
  1. "Yeah, I did the Peace Corps and went to Namibia. It used to be a colony of South Africa. They had like villages and Apartheid and everything!"
  2. "I can't believe people keep switching between Trump and Hillary. That's like going from Voldemort to Gandhi!"
  3. "We had beers the other night to celebrate the demise of Phyllis Schlafly."
  4. "I only drink beer that's brewed using water from rivers I like. I have a list."
  5. "We should talk about how the bees are dying but I really want to talk about Brangelina."
  6. "I really want to see this program on solar flares but it's at the same time as Bridget Jone's Baby."