People/Things I Would Vote For Before Donald Trump

  1. Hillary
  2. Bernie
  3. Kasich
  4. Rubio
  5. Obama
  6. GW
  7. Ronald Reagan
  8. Any other dead person
  9. A cow
  10. Two turtle doves
  11. That bee from Honey Nut Cheerios
  12. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
  13. A brick
  14. Stavi from "The Ringer"
  15. Some more additions courtesy of my cousin, Ben Damron
    1. Guy Fieri 2. Jar Jar Binks 3. The gap between David Letterman's teeth 4. Jafar 5. A vegetarian burger 6. The Soup Nazi 7. Voldemort