1. A moray eel bit and latched on to my leg
  2. You could heart OR star a tweet
  3. I had a big wooden splinter in my hand that I took out and got signed by Michael Jackson
  4. Saw a child fall into the bay, looked in the water and it was a puppy, jumped in and it was a baby
  5. Got in a gunfight with Mike Ehrmantraut.
  6. Mike Tyson was in the new Annie movie and performing at an awards show and the soundtrack was only available on cassette tapes
  7. Went back in time to warn of the apocalypse, which took the former of bees
  8. Saw that dogs barking had the power to turn zombies back into humans