THINGS I WANT BUT CAN'T AFFORD

Self-explanatory
  1. 1977 Gibson L5
    I just need another $9,990.
  2. @john Heavier Things on cassette
  3. A cassette player to play Heavier Things
  4. A working typewriter
    Stories and stories and stories
  5. A record player
  6. A tiny house
  7. To not go to college
  8. To be able to chat with @john every once in a while
  9. A 50 pack of Perrier lime in slim cans
    Saved the best for last