WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR WIFE TO GO INTO LABOR

Random stuff I do
  1. I've been working out two hours per day- mostly running, lifting, or yofa
  2. I have been drinking nearly every day, but can't get drunk as I may need to blast us over to the hospital
  3. Reading a ton of books - even the stupid parenting ones, and the not stupid parenting ones
  4. Calling my parents and letting them freak out thinking we are in labor when I just called because I'm bored
  5. Just walk around my neighborhood
  6. Rent movies from the library
  7. DVR comedies
  8. Started writing a book about the military