THINGS I LEARNED TODAY

  1. DONT WEAR NINJA TURTLE SNAPBACKS
  2. STAY VERSACE
  3. MAKE SURE YOUR TOOTHPASTE IS TOOTHPASTE AND NOT SHAVING CREAM
  4. ALWAYS DRINK ORANGE JUICE AFTER STEP 3
  5. STAY ABOVE THE HATERS CAUSE IT ALWAYS LOOKS BETTER AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN