Body Parts Ranked By Order They Are Cleaned In The Shower:

You were all asking, you just didn't know. Jokes on whoever's touched the parts in the latter end of the list.
  1. 1.
    Left armpit.
  2. 2.
    Right armpit.
  3. 3.
    Nethers.
  4. 4.
    Butt.
  5. 5.
    Face.
  6. 6.
    Every 3 washes, hair.
  7. 7.
    If I'm feeling indulgent, the remaining parts.