MILLENNIAL OBSESSIONS, RANKED
- •KaleGreen and beautiful. Friendly.
- •Better than any and all human interaction
- •SnapchatScreenshots of drunk friends
- •Craft beersMakes me feel like I am wearing one of these 🎩 while drinking
- •CoffeeStrong and good. Opposite of whatever watered down shit they poured in offices in the 70s
- •TelevisionMore important than real life. Netflix & chill, etc.
- •SnapchatScreenshots of drunk you