1. Kale
    Green and beautiful. Friendly.
  2. Twitter
    Better than any and all human interaction
  3. Snapchat
    Screenshots of drunk friends
  4. Craft beers
    Makes me feel like I am wearing one of these 🎩 while drinking
  5. Coffee
    Strong and good. Opposite of whatever watered down shit they poured in offices in the 70s
  6. Television
    More important than real life. Netflix & chill, etc.
  7. Snapchat
    Screenshots of drunk you