MILLENNIAL OBSESSIONS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Kale
    Green and beautiful. Friendly.
  2. 2.
    Twitter
    Better than any and all human interaction
  3. 3.
    Snapchat
    Screenshots of drunk friends
  4. 4.
    Craft beers
    Makes me feel like I am wearing one of these 🎩 while drinking
  5. 5.
    Coffee
    Strong and good. Opposite of whatever watered down shit they poured in offices in the 70s
  6. 6.
    Television
    More important than real life. Netflix & chill, etc.
  7. 7.
    Snapchat
    Screenshots of drunk you