MILLENNIAL OBSESSIONS, RANKED
- 1.KaleGreen and beautiful. Friendly.
- 2.Better than any and all human interaction
- 3.SnapchatScreenshots of drunk friends
- 4.Craft beersMakes me feel like I am wearing one of these 🎩 while drinking
- 5.CoffeeStrong and good. Opposite of whatever watered down shit they poured in offices in the 70s
- 6.TelevisionMore important than real life. Netflix & chill, etc.
- 7.SnapchatScreenshots of drunk you