Just a boy in the mood for a dad who can defend the perimeter and hit a corner 3
  1. Jalen Rose
    Retired veteran who knows the hurt of being passed over in the draft. Carries around a bat for protection and gravitas
  2. Trevor Ariza
    Great sense of decorum
  3. LeBron James
    Knows all the lyrics to Trinidad James' "All Gold Everything"
  4. Corey Brewer
    Self-explanatory
  5. Tobias Harris
    You're gonna want a dad who's decent from mid-range and can play stretch-4 in an emergency