Just a boy in the mood for a dad who can defend the perimeter and hit a corner 3
  1. Jalen Rose
    Retired veteran who knows the hurt of being passed over in the draft. Carries around a bat for protection and gravitas
  2. Trevor Ariza
    Great sense of decorum
  3. LeBron James
    Knows all the lyrics to Trinidad James' "All Gold Everything"
  4. Corey Brewer
  5. Tobias Harris
    You're gonna want a dad who's decent from mid-range and can play stretch-4 in an emergency