THOUGHTS ON SWOLE DRAKE SIX MONTHS AFTER HE FIRST BECAME SWOLE

  1. 1.
    Let me start out hot: I don't like it
    I like the idea that Drake is physically unintimidating. I am physically unintimidating. Now he has the shoulders I never will.
  2. 2.
    Beard
    Everyone has a beard. I thought Aubrey was a social innovator.
  3. 3.
    "I don't like how serious they take themselves"
    People with huge upper bodies tend to take their upper bodies more seriously.
  4. 4.
    Is this Serena's doing?
    If so I regret everything I've said
  5. 5.
    Did his lower body get swole at the same rate?
    I'm a calves guy so this is really the central question.