TOP REASONS I SHOULD BE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED'S SPORTSMAN OF THE YEAR

  1. 1.
    I averaged 3.4 ppg and .8 assists in 8 pickup basketball games this year
  2. 2.
    I'm considered a "glue guy"
  3. 3.
    I grew my hair out the longest it's ever been
  4. 4.
    Steph Curry had a shitty finals
  5. 5.
    I had a great finals, correctly picking that Justin Holiday would not win Finals MVP
  6. 6.
    My nickname in high school was ala carte
  7. 7.
    My poetry has really returned to form
  8. 8.
    Awards are trivial
  9. 9.
    Sometimes I dress like this
  10. 10.
    Yes, Steph Curry seems like a great dad but I haven't had the chance to enjoy fatherhood yet so it's an unfair comparison