1. "That was so 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' of you"
  2. "You look so 80s today"
  3. "That was exactly something Bethenny would say on Real Housewives"
  4. "You were the best Winter Ball / Prom date"
  5. "That was over the top but I'm gonna ask you to order chicken tenders, put on sweatpants, and take it up another notch"
  6. "You're so chic c'est la vie today"
  7. "[Insert D list celebrity name] retweeted you"
  8. "I retweeted you"
  9. "You have the conSIStency of a smoothie, the refreshing ka-WALity of a Dr. Pepper, and the SMOOTHness of a WAter"
  10. "Your brows are on fleek today."
    Suggested by @minirachel
  11. "That outfit is so Cher Horowitz/Elle Woods."
    Suggested by @minirachel
  12. "You're the least boring person I've ever met."
    Suggested by @minirachel
  13. You are My Friend Most Likely To Be Best Friends With Taylor Swift
    Suggested by @ohlauren
  14. I like your hair. Is that your real hair?
    Suggested by @ohlauren
  15. 3L COOL J
    This isn't so much a compliment as a nickname but she is a big bad 3L now and catchy nicknames are basically compliments.
    Suggested by @ohlauren
  16. "I stole a road sign and ate a ring pop and now I'm Real Housewives-ing and wine-ing in my best sweats. I feel like you"
    I said this last night and she was so flattered