1. Automatic sink doesn't come on once hands are soaped
  2. Automatic toilet doesn't flush
    This is pure terror
  3. Pit stains in a big way
  4. Take off my shoes and my feet smell!
  5. Backpack open
  6. Wake up and have sex and realize how bad my hair was / have an amazing pimple my boyfriend was forced to ignore for love of me
  7. Can't play video games
  8. Can't ride a bike
    Some people forget, apparently