EMBARRASSING THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME TOO OFTEN

  1. Automatic sink doesn't come on once hands are soaped
  2. Automatic toilet doesn't flush
    This is pure terror
  3. Pit stains in a big way
  4. Take off my shoes and my feet smell!
  5. Backpack open
  6. Wake up and have sex and realize how bad my hair was / have an amazing pimple my boyfriend was forced to ignore for love of me
  7. Can't play video games
  8. Can't ride a bike
    Some people forget, apparently