@michael_circa91, my list husband, a sick bitch at any given moment
  1. Place a tiara on his head.
  2. Place a pillow behind his back.
  3. Feed him his favorite foods with a long wooden spoon while...
  4. Watching every Disney movie in chronological order. Sing him every song in a variety of styles, from opera to Britney-rubber-band-bubble-gum-pop.
  5. Drug him with NyQuil.