MY 5 STEP PLAN TO ENTERTAIN AND NURSE MICHAEL BACK TO HEALTH WHEN HE'S LAID UP FOR 2 WEEKS

@michael_circa91, my list husband, a sick bitch at any given moment
  1. 1.
    Place a tiara on his head.
  2. 2.
    Place a pillow behind his back.
  3. 3.
    Feed him his favorite foods with a long wooden spoon while...
  4. 4.
    Watching every Disney movie in chronological order. Sing him every song in a variety of styles, from opera to Britney-rubber-band-bubble-gum-pop.
  5. 5.
    Drug him with NyQuil.