Aka I Love to Complain, Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. Men who describe themselves as masculine 💅🏻
    Masc is nothing. It means exactly NOTHING about your humanity. Its irrelevance CANNOT be overstated and, frankly, it's just an excuse for poor eyebrow maintenance
  2. Anyone who describes him/herself as "chill"
    I've never been chill in my goddamn life
  3. Anyone who seems unable to move in ✨all✨ the way into the train
    Cretins. WHAT is going through your selfish mind?
  4. The T
    You can't get anywhere in the rain in Boston. A sorry excuse for a "city" like 80% of the time