WAYS I AM COPING WITH MY BOYFRIEND GOING TO EUROPE FOR A MONTH

πŸ˜–
  1. β€’
    @marksassu and I met on fucking tinder of all places 3ish months ago
    πŸ‘‰πŸΌβœ…
  2. β€’
    First he didn't love me but now he does
    😍
  3. β€’
    Before he loved me he planned a solo trip to Europe πŸ‘‹πŸΌβœˆοΈπŸ°
    It's actually a really sweet trip and I'm jealous
  4. β€’
    Now he is carrying this plan to fruition and getting on a real plane to Paris in 3 hours
    😞
  5. β€’
    Here is what I am doing:
  6. β€’
    1. Putting a knife in his carryon πŸ”«πŸ”ͺπŸ’‰
    I'd like to see Murk try to get past TSA on this one
  7. β€’
    2. Eating a LOT of Chinese food / sushi / Thai / Indian / bagels from the Bagelsaurus right next to my apartment
    and no salad ☺️
  8. β€’
    3. Crying alone
    I'm thinking shower, lights off, cold water streaming (it's summer and I'm schvitzing over here)
  9. β€’
    4. Actually getting a lot of work done
    I have to memorize Mahler 8, translate Tosca and Die ZauberflΓΆte, learn a couple new arias and art songs in German/Italian/French/English and Russian, and learn the accompaniment for two friends' joint recital
  10. β€’
    5. Going to the gym every morning before work
    Just to see if I can do it and also so I'm really beautiful when he comes back and then he'll never leave me again! Hahaaa!
  11. β€’
    6. Traveling
    Visiting @jennifwah in Charlotte for a while weekend. Going to Tanglewood to sing with the Boston Symphony again. Who knows where else
  12. β€’
    7. Crying alone while I masturbate