WAYS MERCURY IN RETROGRADE HAS PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED ME

This is just today. Rolling off @chase020's idea
  1. I don't have a dog
  2. Wicked stress dream in which I was late to work
  3. Had to take off my soft pants and put on real pants
  4. I had to run to catch my train this am so as to avoid having stress dream come true
  5. I had a minor spat with my boy via text
    The worst way to fight. Also he's not sensitive enough to how sensitive I am
  6. A lot of faxes came in and I actually have to do my job today (?! Madness)