WORDS & PHRASES MORMONS LOVE
I know cause I am one
- •OpportunityYou CANNOT make it through church without hearing this, it's not possible.
- •"It will bless your life"Very specific
- •Close quote
- •"We're thankful for this day"
- •Moisture.We need it. We're thankful for it. Still the worst word in the English language.
- •"For those of you who don't know me..."I'm about to kill 6 minutes of my 15 minute talk telling you my life story
- •Nourish and strengthen"Do us the good that we need" or "keep us strong and healthy" are not good alternatives for this either
- •Weird uses of the word "even""Even Thomas S Monson..."
- •"Prophet-a-God""I know he is a true prophet-a-god"
- •"My sweet sisters""You are so wonderful" (see item 10)
- •"I promised myself I wouldn't do this"Skeptical
- •Heavy pettingSomething youth are told to avoid, except no one actually knows what it specifically means. see: necking
- •"I wasn't going to get up here but..."Let me guess, your heart was racing
- •"We will sing on page..."You can't sing ON a page.
- •BusomYou guys, unless you're reading out of the good book please use another word less reminiscent of boobs
- •"In the name of thy son"You better be praying rn