She was short, she was French, she was sassy
  1. "I don't believe in potatoes."
    Offhand, to no one
  2. "Men always loved my eyebrows."
    Said in France, eyes closed with her hand gracing her temple, fainting style.
  3. "You've gotten so fat!"
  4. "I don't like your colors."
    Said to my mom as we were painting eggs on Easter.
  5. "You're always running after that little ball!"
    Accusatory, at my cousin, after little league
  6. "What??!"
    Often. Too vain for a hearing aid.