THINGS MY GRANDMA SAID
She was short, she was French, she was sassy
- •"I don't believe in potatoes."Offhand, to no one
- •"Men always loved my eyebrows."Said in France, eyes closed with her hand gracing her temple, fainting style.
- •"You've gotten so fat!"
- •"I don't like your colors."Said to my mom as we were painting eggs on Easter.
- •"You're always running after that little ball!"Accusatory, at my cousin, after little league
- •"What??!"Often. Too vain for a hearing aid.