Ike thinks he's a "elite insult comic" I think I'm somewhat funny. These are references we use often.
  1. "Do you like websites?"
    Galifinakis. Hands down best question to have ever been asked by anyone. Ever.
  2. "Is this thing on? What is this thing?"
  3. "Failure pile in a sadness bowl"
    Patton Oswalt
  4. "Oh, are you doing security these days?"
    Aziz's Craigslist routine
  5. "Securrrriiitaaayyyy!"
  6. "Chinning!"
    Someone said this at Jon Lovitz's expense at Charlie Sheen's roast