OVERHEARD AT THE COFFEE SHOP RIGHT NOW

I learned too much about a stranger this morning
  1. Im super-posy in a cynical way
  2. I got these ebony plugs like 5 years ago and there's no reason the change them
  3. You know who I cant stand more than hippies? People that believe in country as a lifestyle.
  4. Most of my relationships dont last longer than two months
  5. Pause, because I dated someone with OCD.....
  6. Oliver is now Indica...
  7. Lets talk about all the brooding self-centered ports
  8. Bukowski was after the beat poets...i think
  9. Lets talk about all the beat poets
  10. Uhm, I don't like spoken word?
  11. I do some freelance modeling here and there...
  12. OMG i need like two hours to get dressed