THINGS I NEVER WANT TO DO WITH MY KIDS

But likely, at some point will be guilted into
  1. Disneyland
  2. Disneyworld
  3. Euro-Disney
    I think thats what its called--I haven't heard about it in like 20 years
  4. California Adventure
    Although there is a virtual reality ride complete with orange essence when you "soar" over the orange groves.....I wonder if they've updated the ride to reflect the dire drought situation.....we'll never know
  5. Water Parks
    Ew but this is likely inevitable
  6. Slappy Cakes
    Or any kid themed restaurant. I have enough at home.