THE SPEECH I WOULD GIVE IF I KNEW EVERY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH WAS LISTENING 🎙

Inspired by @ListPrompts. Topics to include:
  1. It really doesn't take any longer to be polite, ya know?
  2. There is a perfectly good reason why people break out into song in musicals.
  3. If we all pledge to NPR now, there will never be another pledge drive.
  4. Blue cheese should not be a thing.