Thoughts When My Crush Posts Anything on Social Media

Very healthy reactions
  1. Why don't you shut the FUCK up!
    I love you
  2. NO ONE CARES!
    I care. Because I love you
  3. Lol are you dating her? GOOD LUCK!
    I really hope you aren't dating her.
  4. Shit, that one was actually funny
    I love you more
  5. Thanks for this "important" article!
    I read the whole thing. I love you.
  6. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
    Basically your shit isn't together because you don't love me