COME CHECK OUT OUR FANTASTIC SELECTION OF YARN. OR DON'T. WE DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU.

  1. Hey, look, some yarn!
  2. What a great selection of yarn we have.
  3. Don't like yarn? Take a ride on the Ol' fuck train.
  4. We're Jo-Ann Fuckin' Fabric. We don't need your pity.
  5. So come buy some yarn if you're not a total dildo.
  6. Available at all Jo-Ann locations.