COZY & SNUGGLE FLANNEL IS 60% OFF, YOU CHEAP PRICKS

  1. Check this flannel shit out.
  2. Yeah, that's right. Real flannel, for next to god damned NOTHING.
  3. 60% off? Are we out of our fuckin' minds?
  4. Here's a little secret - yeah. We are.
  5. Ol' Jo-Ann's had it up to HERE with overpriced cozy and snuggle flannel.
  6. Welcome to the revolution, motherfuckers. The FLANNEL revolution.
  7. In-stores only.