DUE TO A GANGBANG OF CORPORATE SYNERGY, APRIL IS NOW LOBSTERFEST AT ALL JO-ANN FABRICS LOCATIONS

  1. We know you fuckers love yarn. But you know what you'll love even more?
  2. All-you-can-eat lobster at the same place you buy construction paper.
  3. We've teamed up with the good people at Red Lobster to offer an endless seafood buffet combined with a one-stop-shop for all things crafting related.
  4. Purchase a sewing machine while eating Ooey-Gooey Lobster Mac n' Cheese Pops®.
  5. Buy cake pans full of original Cheddar Bay® biscuits.
  6. Deep throat a whole plate of Donatello's Shrimp Scampi® while buying buttons in bulk.
  7. Fuck it. Choke yourself on seafood and glitter glue. We honestly don't give a fuck whether you live or die.
  8. Available until May 2016. In-store only.