EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE. JUST COME TAKE SOME FELT. WE WONT STOP YOU.
- •Fuck, dude. The world is fucking terrifying.
- •We just pounded some boxed wine with crushed Ativan mixed in. It's called a Savannah Guthrie.
- •We know how much everyone's hurting. We really do. But you know what? We're gonna sack up and do something about it.
- •Just come in and take some fucking felt. We won't lift a finger to stop you.
- •Use it to make a hat. Or a stuffed dragon. Or whatever other bullshit you want. We don't care.
- •We have MUCH bigger things to worry about.
- •All felt free. Fuck it, take some beads, too. Nothing matters. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.