FAQ: WHY DO WE CHARGE A PROCESSING FEE ON ONLINE ORDERS?

  1. Because fuck you.
  2. We KNOW we're the kings of the craft game.
  3. Don't like it? Go shop at Michaels. We dare you.
  4. What's that? They didn't have what you were looking for?
  5. Well look who just came crawling back. Welcome to Jo-Ann Fabrics, dickhole.