HATE YOUR KIDS? TEACH THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS A LESSON BY SENDING THEM TO A "KIDS SEWING 101" DAY CAMP
- •Your kids are assholes. It's cool. Most are.
- •Want to get back at little Aiden for calling you a "Jizzy McJizzface" in front of all of your friends at the Rotary Club?
- •Then send his ass to our "Kids Sewing Day Camp," available every 2nd Saturday at Jo-Ann stores nationwide.
- •Through a scientifically proven program of screaming and name-calling, our crack team of counsellors will ensure your precious angel is too broken down to mouth off in front of your business colleagues.
- •They'll learn important skills, like basic haberdashery and how to pour a proper scotch.
- •We promise that when you pick them up at the end of the day, their spirits will be irrevocably broken.
- •Children's day camps 60% off with promo code "I Can't Fucking Take It Any More!" In-store only.