HERE'S SOME NEEDLEPOINTS YOUR FUCKUP KIDS MADE AT OUR JO-ANN WEEKEND KRAFT KAMPS

This is what happens when YOU stick US with your hyperactive shit machines while you drink a bottle of red wine and rub one out in the bathtub. But at least we thought those little fuckers how to needlepoint.
  1. Tyler, age 11, Seattle
  2. Kimberly, age 8, Oklahoma City
  3. Aiden, age 10, Muncie
  4. Günter, age 9, Tampa Bay
  5. Brooklyn, age 9, Staten Island
  6. Todd, age 9, Denver
  7. Julia, age 11, Tucson
  8. Tanya, age 8, Philadelphia
  9. 50% off Kraft Kamp if your kid isn't a complete fucking sociopath. In-store only.