HERE'S SOME NEEDLEPOINTS YOUR FUCKUP KIDS MADE AT OUR JO-ANN WEEKEND KRAFT KAMPS
This is what happens when YOU stick US with your hyperactive shit machines while you drink a bottle of red wine and rub one out in the bathtub. But at least we thought those little fuckers how to needlepoint.
- •Tyler, age 11, Seattle
- •Kimberly, age 8, Oklahoma City
- •Aiden, age 10, Muncie
- •Günter, age 9, Tampa Bay
- •Brooklyn, age 9, Staten Island
- •Todd, age 9, Denver
- •Julia, age 11, Tucson
- •Tanya, age 8, Philadelphia
- •50% off Kraft Kamp if your kid isn't a complete fucking sociopath. In-store only.