1. We have every MOTHERFUCKING Christmas ornament you could ever fucking conceive of:
  2. "Last Christmas' Big Mistake"
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  3. "Fat Southern Sheriff"
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  4. "YOU BROKE MY FUCKING HEART, KYLE, SO NOW I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS"
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  5. "Georgia O'Keeffe's Special Flowers"
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  6. "RIP Kids Who Couldn't Learn To Not Play With The Goddamned Wood Chipper"
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  7. "My Twitter Avatar Is A Racist Egg"
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  8. "Santa's Gloryhole"
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  9. "Bath Salts"
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  10. "Childless Aunt"
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  11. And our favorite, "Quintiple Puss"
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  12. All Christmas ornaments $1.99/pound with promo code "OHCUMONYEFAITHFUL." Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.
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