IN HONOR OF POKÉMON GO, WE CRAMMED A BUNCH OF MICE INTO PLASTIC BALLS AND HID THEM IN A MICHAELS
- •You know what America really loves?
- •Fucking while wearing socks.
- •Trolling celebrities on Instagram.
- •And motherfucking POKÉMON.
- •Seriously, we're so excited these furry little shit stains are back.
- •And to show our excitement, we bought the ENTIRE STOCK OF MICE FROM PETCO, SHOVED THEM IN PLASTIC BALLS, AND HID THEM IN A MICHAELS STORE IN AKRON.
- •We even glued 9 volt batteries to them, so it's like you're finding a Pikachu of your very own.
- •So get your ass in that Michaels AND FUCK SHIT UP UNTIL YOU CATCH THEM ALL.
- •30% off hot glue guns of you bring in one of our homemade "Pikachus." Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.