LET'S SEE HOBBY LOBBY PRICE MATCH THIS SHIT: EVERYTHING IS FREE AT JO-ANN FABRICS TOMORROW
- •Yeah, we've heard some rumblings that the shriveled pudds at Hobby Lobby are running their mouths again.
- •Those Mongoloids said they'd price match any Jo-Ann Fabrics discounts or deals.
- •Guess what motherfuckers: you're going to have to match the price of free.
- •That's right. We'd rather watch the craft world burn than live in one where you think you can take us on.
- •Come in and grab some shit. Whatever you want. And then go into Hobby Lobby and demand they match it.
- •Sure, we might lose a little money. But it'll all be worth it when we're standing over the charred corpse of Hobby Lobby, victorious.
- •We're Jo-Ann Fabrics. We don't fear death.
- •Welcome to the Thunder Dome.
- •100% off all merchandise in-store tomorrow. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.