LET'S SEE HOBBY LOBBY PRICE MATCH THIS SHIT: EVERYTHING IS FREE AT JO-ANN FABRICS TOMORROW

  1. Yeah, we've heard some rumblings that the shriveled pudds at Hobby Lobby are running their mouths again.
  2. Those Mongoloids said they'd price match any Jo-Ann Fabrics discounts or deals.
  3. Guess what motherfuckers: you're going to have to match the price of free.
  4. That's right. We'd rather watch the craft world burn than live in one where you think you can take us on.
  5. Come in and grab some shit. Whatever you want. And then go into Hobby Lobby and demand they match it.
  6. Sure, we might lose a little money. But it'll all be worth it when we're standing over the charred corpse of Hobby Lobby, victorious.
  7. We're Jo-Ann Fabrics. We don't fear death.
  8. Welcome to the Thunder Dome.
  9. 100% off all merchandise in-store tomorrow. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.