NOTHING SAYS "FUCK A BABY INTO ME" LIKE A HAND-KNITTED MINIATURE OWL
- •You know what tells your significant other "I'm ready to gestate your seed" better than anything else?
- •A hand knitted, adorable miniature owl.
- •One look at this little yarn fucker and your partner is going from six to midnight on the ol' boner clock.
- •Seriously, these things are like if Viagra and Cialis double teamed fertility pills.
- •So get ready to ovulate, 'cause these owls GUARANTEE conception.
- •Crocheted Owl kits 30% off Memorial Day weekend. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.
- •Get fucking, America.