PISSED OFF THAT SANDERS LOST? YOU CAN STILL "FEEL THE BERN" BY SETTING FIRE TO A MICHAELS

  1. Hey, Bernie Bros, we get it.
  2. You loved your boy, and are super sad that his campaign is all but over.
  3. But rather than taking your anger out on fellow Democrats via social media, channel your despair and rage into something productive.
  4. Find your local Michaels store and "bern" that motherfucker to the ground.
  5. It's win-win. YOU get a chance to blow off some election-related steam, and WE have one less competitor to worry about.
  6. Hell, we'll even give you a discount on our more flammable paint thinners if you promise to take a couple of photos.
  7. Trust us. You'll feel a million times better after.
  8. 20% off paint thinner if you use it to burn down a Michaels. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.