PISSED OFF THAT SANDERS LOST? YOU CAN STILL "FEEL THE BERN" BY SETTING FIRE TO A MICHAELS
- •Hey, Bernie Bros, we get it.
- •You loved your boy, and are super sad that his campaign is all but over.
- •But rather than taking your anger out on fellow Democrats via social media, channel your despair and rage into something productive.
- •Find your local Michaels store and "bern" that motherfucker to the ground.
- •It's win-win. YOU get a chance to blow off some election-related steam, and WE have one less competitor to worry about.
- •Hell, we'll even give you a discount on our more flammable paint thinners if you promise to take a couple of photos.
- •Trust us. You'll feel a million times better after.
- •20% off paint thinner if you use it to burn down a Michaels. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.