1. Hey, dipshits, these offers are LIMITED TIME. As much as we would love to let you rob us blind, we can no longer accept the following promo codes:
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  2. SWALLOWALOADOFSAVINGS
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    For 20% off Coca Cola® licensed fabrics.
  3. GIVEGOODYARN
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    For 15% off all baby yarn.
  4. CRUSHPUSSYNOTVELVET
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    For 40% off all irregular velvet, store-wide.
  5. MARTHASTEWARTSGILDEDANUS
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    For 10% off "Memories by Martha Stewart" stamp sets.
  6. EATABAGOFCAULK
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    For BOGO glue and caulk.
  7. FUCKBUTTONS
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    For 5 pounds of buttons free when you purchase 25 pounds or more.
  8. MAKEAMERICACRAFTAGAIN
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    For 76% off American flag bullshit.
  9. IHATEMYKIDS
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    For 30% off Jo-Ann Fabrics Krafty Kid Kamps.
  10. SOCHIOLYMPICS
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    THIS SHIT EXPIRED IN 2014. STOP ASKING TO USE IT.
  11. CRAPOUTTHEHATE
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    For two-for-one prices on all scissors and laxatives.
  12. Save 50% on scrapbooking supplies until August 10th with promo code "DONOUTUSEAFTER8/10/16." Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.
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