PROMO CODES WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING, YOU UNGROOMED FULL-BODY MERKINS

  1. Hey, dipshits, these offers are LIMITED TIME. As much as we would love to let you rob us blind, we can no longer accept the following promo codes:
  2. SWALLOWALOADOFSAVINGS
    For 20% off Coca Cola® licensed fabrics.
  3. GIVEGOODYARN
    For 15% off all baby yarn.
  4. CRUSHPUSSYNOTVELVET
    For 40% off all irregular velvet, store-wide.
  5. MARTHASTEWARTSGILDEDANUS
    For 10% off "Memories by Martha Stewart" stamp sets.
  6. EATABAGOFCAULK
    For BOGO glue and caulk.
  7. FUCKBUTTONS
    For 5 pounds of buttons free when you purchase 25 pounds or more.
  8. MAKEAMERICACRAFTAGAIN
    For 76% off American flag bullshit.
  9. IHATEMYKIDS
    For 30% off Jo-Ann Fabrics Krafty Kid Kamps.
  10. SOCHIOLYMPICS
    THIS SHIT EXPIRED IN 2014. STOP ASKING TO USE IT.
  11. CRAPOUTTHEHATE
    For two-for-one prices on all scissors and laxatives.
  12. Save 50% on scrapbooking supplies until August 10th with promo code "DONOUTUSEAFTER8/10/16." Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.