REASONS HOBBY LOBBY CAN EAT A BIG BAG OF OUR SHIT
- •FUCK Hobby Lobby. They think they're big time, but they ain't shit.
- •$3.33 for 112 feet of Flamingo Bee Soft Secret Yarn? Fucking amateurs.
- •Oh, look, baby figured out how to sell canvas Woven Canvas Totes. REAL tough to do that.
- •What the fuck is with this silver Cool Owl pendant? Do people really buy this garbage?
- •Check out how shitty they dress their employees. A blue vest? Walmart called, they want their soul-crushing mediocrity back.
- •When it comes to the home sewing and crafting game, Jo-Ann Fabrics is the fuckin' BIG DOG.
- •Also, Crayola Fabric Marker 10-Packs are $2.75 after rebate. Online AND in-store. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.