REASONS HOBBY LOBBY CAN EAT A BIG BAG OF OUR SHIT

  1. FUCK Hobby Lobby. They think they're big time, but they ain't shit.
  2. $3.33 for 112 feet of Flamingo Bee Soft Secret Yarn? Fucking amateurs.
  3. Oh, look, baby figured out how to sell canvas Woven Canvas Totes. REAL tough to do that.
  4. What the fuck is with this silver Cool Owl pendant? Do people really buy this garbage?
  5. Check out how shitty they dress their employees. A blue vest? Walmart called, they want their soul-crushing mediocrity back.
  6. When it comes to the home sewing and crafting game, Jo-Ann Fabrics is the fuckin' BIG DOG.
  7. Also, Crayola Fabric Marker 10-Packs are $2.75 after rebate. Online AND in-store. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.