1. Listen up simpletons: we're willing to cut a deal.
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  2. WE need pictures of your genitals, and YOU need a great discount on bedazzled craft aprons.
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  3. So, let's fucking trade.
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  4. You give US a picture of your ding-dong, and we'll give YOU a coupon for 15% off these dope-ass craft aprons.
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  5. Win fuckin' win.
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  6. Bedazzled craft aprons in exchange for pictures of your genitals. Available in-store and online. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.
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