TEXT A PICTURE OF YOUR GENITALS TO 1-800-JOANN69 FOR 15% OFF BEDAZZLED CRAFT APRONS

  1. Listen up simpletons: we're willing to cut a deal.
  2. WE need pictures of your genitals, and YOU need a great discount on bedazzled craft aprons.
  3. So, let's fucking trade.
  4. You give US a picture of your ding-dong, and we'll give YOU a coupon for 15% off these dope-ass craft aprons.
  5. Win fuckin' win.
  6. Bedazzled craft aprons in exchange for pictures of your genitals. Available in-store and online. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.