THE WORLD LAUGHED WHEN WE PROMISED 30% OFF QUILTING FABRICS. BUT LOOK WHO CHANGED THE FUCKING GAME
- •The haters out there laughed in our goddamned faces when we promised a world where quilting fabric could be 30% off.
- •Well, we fucking did it.
- •And now everyone's tripping over their own scrotes to catch up.
- •We're the fucking LEADERS in the quilt fabric discount game.
- •Hobby Lobby? They wouldn't know a fucking discount if it bit them on the dick.
- •Michaels? They're a load that should have been swallowed.
- •You come at the quilt king, you best not miss.
- •Quilting fabric, 30% off. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.