THE WORLD LAUGHED WHEN WE PROMISED 30% OFF QUILTING FABRICS. BUT LOOK WHO CHANGED THE FUCKING GAME

  1. The haters out there laughed in our goddamned faces when we promised a world where quilting fabric could be 30% off.
  2. Well, we fucking did it.
  3. And now everyone's tripping over their own scrotes to catch up.
  4. We're the fucking LEADERS in the quilt fabric discount game.
  5. Hobby Lobby? They wouldn't know a fucking discount if it bit them on the dick.
  6. Michaels? They're a load that should have been swallowed.
  7. You come at the quilt king, you best not miss.
  8. Quilting fabric, 30% off. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.