WE CAN ALL AGREE GRIMACE WOULD BE A GOOD FUCK, RIGHT?

  1. Sometimes, it gets lonely at the top of the craft-discount mountain.
  2. We're human, just like anyone else. We have certain needs that all the money and respect in the world can't satisfy. The need to take beloved McDonaldland character Grimace to the bone zone.
  3. Just take a look at this velvety fucker.
  4. Aww yeah. All shapeless and purple.
  5. That's how we like 'em at Jo-Ann Fabrics
  6. We don't know what the fuck kind of equipment this thing has, but we're down to clown regardless.
  7. GOD DAMN IT WE'RE SO TURNED IN RIGHT NOW.
  8. 50% off all purple velvet with promo code "GRIMJOB." Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics