1. There's been a whole bunch of grade-A BULLSHIT about where people are and are not allowed to go to the bathroom.
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  2. Those pious assholes at Hobby Lobby think they have the right to tell you, an honest, hard working, tax-paying American where you are allowed to do your business.
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  3. You know what?
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  4. FUCK HOBBY LOBBY.
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  5. At Jo-Ann Fabrics, we care about three things:
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  6. Knitting bomb-ass sweaters.
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  7. Slinging yayo.
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  8. And not giving a flying fuck where our customers want to pee.
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  9. Seriously. You could whip it out and piss right in the middle of the baking supplies aisle. We won't fucking stop you.
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  10. Because when you think Jo-Ann Fabrics, you SHOULD think "Free-for-all piss convention."
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  11. As long as you're spending your craft budget at Jo-Ann Fabrics, we're good.
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  12. We're finally going to be on the right side of history for once. Pee wherever. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.
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