WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHICH BATHROOM YOU PISS IN AS LONG AS YOU'RE PISSING IN A JO-ANN FABRICS

  1. There's been a whole bunch of grade-A BULLSHIT about where people are and are not allowed to go to the bathroom.
  2. Those pious assholes at Hobby Lobby think they have the right to tell you, an honest, hard working, tax-paying American where you are allowed to do your business.
  3. You know what?
  4. FUCK HOBBY LOBBY.
  5. At Jo-Ann Fabrics, we care about three things:
  6. Knitting bomb-ass sweaters.
  7. Slinging yayo.
  8. And not giving a flying fuck where our customers want to pee.
  9. Seriously. You could whip it out and piss right in the middle of the baking supplies aisle. We won't fucking stop you.
  10. Because when you think Jo-Ann Fabrics, you SHOULD think "Free-for-all piss convention."
  11. As long as you're spending your craft budget at Jo-Ann Fabrics, we're good.
  12. We're finally going to be on the right side of history for once. Pee wherever. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.