WE JUST DRANK AN ENTIRE BOX OF WHITE WINE. FUCK IT. ALL SEWING MACHINES ARE FREE TOMORROW

  1. Sewing machines, right?
  2. Shit's crazy! There's like needles flying everywhere.
  3. They're all free tomorrow! And it's not just because we're drunk. We really have too many fucking sewing machines.
  4. Maybe you can make a nice dress, or a quilt?
  5. Quilts are fuckin' BALLER.
  6. COME TAKE A FUCKING SEWING MACHINE. WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN?
  7. In-store only.