1. Sewing machines, right?
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  2. Shit's crazy! There's like needles flying everywhere.
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  3. They're all free tomorrow! And it's not just because we're drunk. We really have too many fucking sewing machines.
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  4. Maybe you can make a nice dress, or a quilt?
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  5. Quilts are fuckin' BALLER.
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  6. COME TAKE A FUCKING SEWING MACHINE. WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN?
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  7. In-store only.