WE'VE NEVER MET A TREND WE WOULDN'T EXPLOIT, SO HERE'S SOME POKÉMON SHIT

  1. Thanks to a BLOCKBUSTER deal with Nintendo, we are America's EXCLUSIVE provider of Mr. Mime.
  2. We know dick about the game, but we came across this fucker and couldn't stop laughing.
  3. Shit, he looks like clown HPV.
  4. Or what a German pedophile dreams of when he watches Cirque du Soleil.
  5. Or a sentient pogo stick.
  6. Or the boss from "Dilbert" if he was also John Wayne Gacy.
  7. Or a chalk outline of a dead man with a Batarang stuck in his head.
  8. Regardless, we LOVE this goofy fuck.
  9. So assuming you're still playing this game instead of fingerblasting each other on Tinder, come on down to Jo-Ann Fabrics and catch the fuck out of him.
  10. Mr. Mime. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.